My Wonderful Whatever...

Whenever Pat Sajak comments about a contestant's marital status, he'll say something like "so, you're married?" and if it's a female contestant, she'll say "yes, to my WONDERFUL husband...", a male contestant says "yes, to my WONDERFUL wife...", and we have WONDERFUL children, and a WONDERFUL dog, and a WONDERFUL cat, and a WONDERFUL pet snake, and a WONDERFUL rat in the basement...blah, blah, blah...whatever! If all these people and pets are so wonderful, then they must live in the Land of Nod, or that perfect world where Walgreen's resides on commercials.